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Crazy dreams, crazy scenes, unbelievable custard creams out in South Korea the last day.

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Three days ago actually, I don't know what they're at, playing a bit of baseball, they're enjoying themselves anyway.

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I actually don't know what they're doing.

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A few lads clapping for the baseballers there.

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Maybe they were simply imagining baseball.

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There was a little bearing out in Galicia in Spain.

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He was a nice little thing.

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He did a bit of wandering.

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And a bit of back rubbing.

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Best you look bear.

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Who's that lad out in the Gaza Strip?

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Fucking Johnny Flames is it?

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Sydney Spark.

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Fucking Frankie Fire.

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Having a bit of crack during the lockdown anyway.

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It's not all doom and gloom.

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And you know they'd have a lot to be

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fucking doomy and gloomy about out there like.

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Shake it.

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Shake it.

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Shake it baby.

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There was some lad with fire coming out of his head look.

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Has he got fire coming out of his head look?

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Oh it's his arm.

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Thought it was his head.

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There was a bit of weddinging going on over in Dusseldorf.

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Which is out in Germany.

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It was something new.

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They won't forget it anyway.

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Do you know what I mean?

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I wonder where the cake was.

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Or did they even have cake?

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They were just beeping horns and fucking...

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Shifted.

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Yeah it gets a bit annoying after a while the beeping like.

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Wunderbar.

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The couple drove off in a car and were very happy.

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Bit of a bad buzz in Syria man. Fuck. I'll skip that fuck.

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French lads with face masks over in France. Going into schools.

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French lads over in Paris in France. Doing social distance and marking jobs on the pavement.

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Stone slabs in the middle of the station jobs.

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Fucking Parisian yellow vest boys. Tell you they're a bit different to the Parisian yellow vest boys

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that were doing the damage out on the streets every fucking day and week like. Do you know what I mean?

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I don't know where to stand on them myself. Like I was with them beginning. Then you hear they're fucking just

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taking the piss the next. But then are they really taking the piss? Was there plants involved?

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You wouldn't fucking know. World news. Thank you very much.

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I hope you're getting on. Very well. Thanks for the tip.

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Italy now. Which has opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which hadn't been used in over two months due to coronavirus are now being usable again.

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Provided you've had your temperature checked before getting on the trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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The trains which have opened its train doors again to people who want to use trains.

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Willkommen to Cologne, Germany.

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Where workers are going into work.

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I'll knock that off.

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Temperature checked.

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That's the new order of the dream over in Germany.

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The laws have been relaxed.

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Provided.

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The law is not allowed.

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You've had a bit of your temperature checked going into the into the job into the house.

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Did he just say Aslan?

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Maybe he's an Aslan fan.

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Aslan thank you.

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Crazy, crazy, crazy scenes and dreams over in Schothorf in Germany now.

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As car after car after car assembled for some kind of COVID rave off.

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Crazy boys with inflatable trees and balaclavas in cars.

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fist pumped the night sky as smoky laser beams and lights illuminated everybody's eyes.

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Local police seized over 500,000 tablets. Barcelona lads are doing fucking normal stuff after all the lockdown easing like. People conversed on street corners and police did

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what they do best. Joggers, cyclists, day trippers, skateboarders and toe touchers were seen out in the park in full force in Madrid.

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Police were on hand to make sure nobody flouted boundary rules including this woman.

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There was a bit of shenanigans going on over in Lisbon, hey. Portugueseers doing the job.

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Charlie George, thank you very much.

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Charlie George, thank you very much.

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Charlie George, thank you very much.

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Charlie George, thank you very much.

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There was a bit of stuff going on over in Lisbon the last day. Rakes of folk had gathered on grass to wave a flag while people shouted through loud speakers.

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Thanks very much. Paulie Walnuts, Charlie George, ass slam, world news and mush. Thank you very much.

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I don't know what the fuck is going on there, hey. I don't know what is going on. That's, this has been the third time now we'll...

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I'm not going to watch that shite.

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Okay. Could be something. Open the...

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Open the camps and borders. Refugees welcome. That was the sign that was being held by those lads in Berlin.

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The police were on hand to deter any sign holders who were getting a little bit shirty. Including this lad.

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They all look the same.

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Militant left wing dandies were manhandled by German police.

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Karl Marx bashers.

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Karl Marx bashers.

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Eureka Karl Marx bashers got fucking manhandled by the polizzi over in Deutschland.

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Yeah, that's better.

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Eureka fucking Karl Marx bashers got absolutely polizied by the Deutsch polizzi boys the last day.

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And Tifa and the boys were asking for you. Do you wanna go pintin' with them next Tuesday?

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One of them saw the camera lens and got fucking scared.

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Let's have a look here.

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One of them seen the camera lens and got scared and turned the head away after making a peace remark.

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They were manhandling folk with masks on.

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And they weren't wearing the coat.

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They weren't wearing the masks for COVID.

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They were wearing them so they didn't get fucking spied out of it man.

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By the German strong arms.

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The German strong arms.

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Das Kapitalia.

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Capitalize this.

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Why is this?

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Slovenian bike whistlers were pedaling their hearts away the other day as a bike-off commenced

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in the middle of Slovenia.

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More communists were involved again, but there were no signs of kerfuffle like which we saw

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earlier in Berlin.

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Fair play to them.

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They're doing what they want.

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Sorry about the whistle noise there.

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Lima Foxtrot Alpha.

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We're out in Peru where people are wearing masks 24-7.

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And why aren't we doing that?

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If the Peruvians can do it, sure.

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Maybe we should be fucking doing it as well.

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I was downtown earlier on and there was no one wearing masks.

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No one's arsed.

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And it's like if you do wear one, then you get a few funny looks.

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People are going, what's this fucking lad doing?

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Do you know what I mean?

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It sounds stupid like, but it's the, it's what's going on?

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They were spraying the pavements down anyway.

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Big style with the antiseptic Dimeshtas boys.

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The Dimeshtas crew were in.

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Giving it a good old blast.

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Over in Tripoli, they're not fucking cleaning up for the COVID.

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They're trying to get rid of the fires from the bad lads.

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Pure, pure bad lads aren't stopping for no pandemic.

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Pandemic, no pandemic, no problem for the bad boys in Tripoli.

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Maybe it is a COVID fire actually, I don't know.

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Nah, is it fuck?

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Thanks man.

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There's no COVID there lads.

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Do they care?

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Do they have the means to care though?

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Sydney, Australia now.

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Where the annual surf, surf-a-thon got underway over it.

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Bondi Beach.

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Millions of surf-clad surfers attended the scene.

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Some with board, some without.

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For the annual surf, surf-a-thon.

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Lockdown parameters have been distended from the sea.

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So that many boogie boarders can get their boogie on.

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And many surfers can surf and go to their heart's content.

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Provided they kept a nice safe distance on the beach.

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Everybody was allowed to go into the water and do their thing.

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To help fight the battle against COVID-19.

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Sydney, Australia.

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Back to Berlin again, where there was a climate justice protest board off.

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Right in the middle of the grass.

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Just out by the, uh, the Reichstag.

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Stop cold or something.

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Planet is dying or something.

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The usual stuff.

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Thank you very much to Big Big Eugene.

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Very, very kind of you.

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Yeah, there's not much going on there.

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That's the right shtag, is it?

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Climate is getting hotter than my boyfriend.

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I mean, is that going to shtap anything at the end of the day?

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Like, you know, a clone named Gibson.

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Thank you very much.

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Mecca.

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Mecca.

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Mecca.

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Saudi.

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Mecca.

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Mecca.

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Arabia.

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Out in Mecca now.

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Just hovering above the mechanization of Mecca.

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Slowly becoming more mechanized by the day.

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Thank you very much to Steve.

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For your kind tip, Steve.

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Shout out to Niamh from Steve.

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Who is working from home at 2 a.m.

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She's still working now.

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Fair play.

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Yeah, that was Mecca.

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There's not much to see.

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Well, I mean, there's a lot to see.

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But there was not anything going on.

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That's usually probably full of lads going around at that yoke.

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Not now, obviously, with the fucking...

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The COVID.

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There would be no social distancing.

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Like...

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Ramadan.

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Or is it?

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Rio de Janeiro now in Brazil.

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Where even the statues are masking up to help fight the stop against COVID-19.

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The pandemic, which has swept the world in the past while, has also reached Brazil.

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Many people do wear the mask there.

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But it's the statues who are wearing them today.

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The message on the empty streets is clear.

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Don't spread the disease and wear a mask.

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Some people went to the beach.

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Other trees just gently wafted in the wind.

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Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

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COVID-19.

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COVID-19.

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Don't like that.

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Navi, Mumbai, India.

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Where flocks of...

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Flocks of eternal flamingos are returning to their eternal perch outside flamingo land.

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One of the third wonders of the world.

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7.9 million of these pretty creatures land here every day.

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Tomorrow, this place will be like a ghost town.

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Their journey begins.

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But we shall never see them again.

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For they will all die before they get to come back.

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It's just the way things are.

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It's going on a bit too long this.

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We've seen them.

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Shite guides, thank you very much.

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A bit of Russian doll painting here.

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Over in Russia.

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COVID-19.

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This lady paints 762 of these a month.

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They sell for a pretty penny.

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Her pen crafted in the Philippines.

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By Bob the Pen.

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The master of the pens.

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Once they've been painted and lined up.

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It's ready to varnish them.

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And then slice and dice them.

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So they can contain other smaller dolls.

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Fucking hell, that's too loud.

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Sorry.

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Go back to that.

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Go back to that.

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A guy with an assault rifle and a silly George Bush mask stood outside Pittsburgh house the other day.

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Flanked by other militia type men.

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Some were the army.

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But others.

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I mean, was your man.

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Do you reckon the George Bush man was in the army?

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What the fuck is going on there?

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Is he in the army?

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I wouldn't imagine the army would let lads like that fucking walk around with an AR.

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He's the army like.

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Or is he?

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You wouldn't fucking know.

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There's lads in trucks coming into town anyway.

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Oh yeah, this is anti-COVID-19 stuff, I think.

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Kian, thank you very much.

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Don't know what is going on.

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And I'm not arsed.

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It's so shit.

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The whole thing is shit.

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Everyone has cameras on them and they're all like going to these things and filming each other protesting and stuff like that.

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And I have no interest in any of it.

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What the fuck are they on about?

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Skip that.

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Thank you very much, Ted.

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Overeux, the Democratic Republic of Congo, which has been severely hit by land floods.

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That's fucking sad.

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Keep going.

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Peaceful Cornwall now over in the United Kingdom.

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Where COVID-19 has seen a drop in footfall at one of the local theme parks.

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Cornwall Park.

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Cornwall Land.

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The theme park, which was constructed in 1993, doesn't really look that good anyway.

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The roller coaster, seen from this angle, looks small and not that good.

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As for the rest of the place, a friendly harbour, nice boats on jetties and seagulls too.

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A bakery in town, where you could get your own pasties.

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And an empty street too, which would have been full had it not been.

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For COVID-19.

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Blue Sky, thank you very much. Thank you very much.

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Me old boys forever, thank you very much.

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Let's go back in here, I think it's more masks.

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The Dresden boys were out mashing it up the last day man.

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Out in the park, mashing away.

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A consignment of masks got sent in via flight plane.

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Courtesy of the Chinese boys, but when they got it back there was fucking mashing in it.

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They were charging them for two masks, you only got one mask in each box like.

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We go again, we go again, we go again. Me old boys, thank you very much.

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Aoife, thank you very much.

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The Dutch Dresden dudes were lining up by their hundred and thousand the last day to get fucking lock stock and mashed up to the hilt.

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Why? Because of COVID-19.

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The pandemic which has swept the globe has seen people take to masks, like fish to water.

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One mask? That'll only cost you zero, sir, says the man.

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The police were on hand to make sure nothing got out of hand again, like we seen in Berlin earlier on.

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Andy the fork, thank you very much.

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The Dutch Dresden dudes were lining up by the hundred and thousand the last day to get fucking mashed up to the hilt.

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A fresh consignment of Chinese masks had just hit the Dresden tarmac seven hours prior to it happening.

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Once word got out that there was a stink of mask to be had.

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You had lads coming over and fucking trading in their old masks for new masks.

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The police were on hand to make sure nothing got fucking taken.

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Mmm.

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See, I lost it around there.

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I'm gonna go for that.

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What was this?

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One more.

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The Deutsche Dresden dudes were queuing up in Dresden queues the last day, trying to get their hands on a little bit of mask that had just landed off a Chinese freight plane.

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Seven hours prior to these green dungaree boys.

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The plane had hit the tarmac.

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The smell of the burning rubber had fucking hit Dresden.

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Like a smoky black cloud.

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Once they got a whiff, the police were down to make sure nobody took advantage of the mask on offer.

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Five masks for two.

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Or two masks for five.

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If you don't have the money, don't fucking come crying to us when you don't have a mask cake.

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The leper print fucking jacket and the old, the old, uh, leper print and, uh, Adidas or Adidas, whatever way you want to skin that apple combo is a nice combo.

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I'm gonna go to fucking duns after this COVID and get the drobe well droned up with fucking cool drobe wear like that, man.

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Thank you very much, Cian. Thank you very much, Andy the fork. Thank you very much, Aoife. Thank you very much.

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Cues were forming the last day in Taipei City, Taiwan. Why? Because of COVID-19.

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The pandemic which has swept the globe like a swept globe pandemic.

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has affected many countries differently in a myriad of different ways.

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The Taiwanese scanning and buying and collecting from vending machines feel confused and let down by a government,

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which seems to encourage only vending machines and no other solution to the problem.

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All the items in the vending machine were made in Taiwan.

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I think we might just watch this one just to take it in first and then and then go. We'll come back on ourselves.

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for fuck's sake. It's one of these.

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It's one of these.

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I mean it's uh, it's uh, it's uh, it's uh, it's like the imagine song. I imagine.

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Italian lady Gaga. Stevie Wonder Jab.

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Stevie Wonder Jab.

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It's in a different language where it's like the Imagine song.

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I imagine.

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Italian Lady Gaga.

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Stevie Wonderjob.

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Aww. Can't even be fucked.

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Wow. Look at the opulence.

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They really know how to fucking gold it up there.

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Goldschlager.

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It's more Goldschlager than the Vatican.

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They have bigger bells as well.

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They do be ringing their bells like fucking Mark Crack.

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Up in those domes. Those onion domes they have.

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The Bulgarians were after you the last night.

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They couldn't get a hold of you.

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Where were you?

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Kian, thank you very much.

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And Khalees White, thank you very much.

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There were prayers.

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And sayers.

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And layers.

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And prayers.

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And prayers.

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In Bulgaria.

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And prayers.

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In Bulgaria.

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Quiet roads out in Turkey.

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Which hasn't seen this quiet a road.

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For a very long time.

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The reason?

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A global pandemic which has swept the globe at an alarming rate is having a remarkable effect on our city centerscapes.

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Turkish flags hanging from buntings and seagulls on top of Turkish lampposts were out to enjoy the sunny summer Turkey weather.

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Istanbul Bridge was completely deserted as well as these two highways which usually had cars on them. This man taking a little selfie thing got out in front of the middle of the road to do it an opportunity wouldn't have been afforded during normal times.

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Fireman Sam was doing a bit of damage down in Jerusalem the last day going around fucking like the Emperor from Star Wars.

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Apparently there's some spirit to be resonated from the sky above and if you do that it's like a secret code to the fucking gods.

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I beg your pardon.

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There was another case of the fireman blues down Jerusalem Ali the last day.

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The Emperor was involved again.

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Only moments have to firing it up inside.

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Blazing it up inside the old mashkin he was in.

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It's fucking mad over there.

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It's fucking mad over there.

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00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:24,340
It's fucking mad over there.

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I love to go over there.

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Never been.

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Love to see it.

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But it's fucking madness.

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Fireman Sam was out the last day.

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His brother the Emperor from Star Wars also had a bone to pick with you.

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They were wanting to know why you weren't down at the spirit chasing ceremony.

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In the rubber mosque.

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Otherwise known as the Christian synagogue.

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There was a few more fire sticks blazed up in Jerusalem Ali by the Bokin that looked and dressed sharp enough.

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I feel like it's I've lost it there.

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There's something quality to be said there.

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I just don't know what the fuck to say.

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We go again.

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We go again.

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We go again.

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Sorry one second.

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El Rabo Darro.

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Thank you very much.

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And Khalees White.

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Thank you very much.

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The name's pronounced El.

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Oh sorry.

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Selyse White.

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Thank you very much.

442
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Anaconda G.

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Thank you very much.

444
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Sorry.

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Just one sec.

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We'll be right back.

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We'll be right back.

448
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We'll be right back.

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I don't want to stand around trying to think about too much.

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Quote Devil, thank you very much.

451
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:54,280
Robbie Brothers, thank you very much.

452
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Sorry, I haven't got the COVID.

453
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It's just late.

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Yeah, it's just late.

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Take three.

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Fireman Sam was doing a bit of seance in the last day down in Jerusalem town.

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His brother, the lad from Star Wars, was involved as well.

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He had a couple of fire sticks going.

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They were wanting to know why you weren't there down at the dream seance.

460
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They said you were missed.

461
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Billy Bob Fire Stick was doing his usual crack down in Jerusalem alley, whilst being followed by yet another of the Emperor's fleet.

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Some lad who bent down to Baragon Box had got himself a candlestick and a holder.

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While the two brothers of Israel, Tweedledee and Geppetto.

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Oh, for fuck.

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Just not good enough, but I mean, I don't want to bore you again with another one.

466
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Should I do another one or should I keep on to Cologne?

467
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T22BC, thank you very much.

468
00:37:14,260 --> 00:37:15,680
And Robbie Brothers, thank you very much.

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Another one.

470
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:55,740
Fireman Phil, the Bushido Blade Blazemaster, was giving it sticks the last day,

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while Johnny Candles had his own little bit of flamey business to attend to.

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Their cause, the seventh day of worship on the third wave of Israel.

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An annual event not to be taken lightly.

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Candleman 7, with the flames of Hades, did a little protest flamage in Jerusalem alley.

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He was backed up by another man of the flame who went unnamed.

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00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:30,660
A third man, with a brand new candle lit it.

477
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:38,160
While the Boogie Brothers, Barry and Benjamin Boogie, did their own little bit of flaming.

478
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,280
There was another car beep-a-thon, this time over in Cologne again.

479
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The same place we saw the last car beep-a-thon.

480
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What's that about?

481
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:52,840
It's not as entertaining as they're making out to be.

482
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More scenes of organised fun in Madrid, Spain now, to alleviate the terrifying anxiety and pressure, which COVID-19 has sprung upon us.

483
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People stood on their doorsteps and clapped and recorded on their phones, and then circulated the clips on social media, to help galvanise a sense of togetherness in a world divided by fate.

484
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Alright, alright, alright, alright. Fuckin' I wish. Oh, Jesus! We think we have it bad.

485
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:43,160
Lads in Tbilisi were going sprayin' the streets with their fuckin' street sprinklers.

486
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Lads with shweepy-shweeps were doin' the- the clean-up after them as well.

487
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:52,160
If you ask me, it was a fucked operation.

488
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,800
What are you goin' makin' the mess for if you have to clean it up anyways?

489
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,200
Nevertheless, they persevered.

490
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,320
In that way that the Georgians are known to persevere.

491
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,800
They've done it in the past. They'll do it again.

492
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,160
It's Georgia. It's clean. It's Tbilisi.

493
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,040
It's safe.

494
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,560
It's a lot of sprayin'.

495
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:43,240
Thank you.

496
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,680
Billy Boo, thank you very much.

497
00:40:44,680 --> 00:41:14,660
Thank you.

498
00:41:14,660 --> 00:41:44,640
Thank you.

499
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,640
Thank you.

500
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:46,640
Thank you.

501
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,640
Thank you.

502
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,640
Thank you.

503
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640
Thank you.

504
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,640
Thank you.

505
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,640
Thank you.

506
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,640
Thank you.

507
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,640
Thank you.

508
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,640
Thank you.

509
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,640
Thank you.

510
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,640
Thank you.

511
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,640
Thank you.

512
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,640
Thank you.

513
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,640
Thank you.

514
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,640
Thank you.

515
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:14,640
Thank you.

516
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,640
Thank you.

517
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,640
Thank you.

518
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:18,640
Thank you.

519
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:18,640
Thank you.

520
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,640
Thank you.

521
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:41,000
Paris, France now, where Notre Dame has had to have a halt put on the top of its new top that it's been getting for the past few weeks now.

522
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,620
Ah, sorry, sorry.

523
00:42:47,560 --> 00:43:14,480
The site of construction on Notre Dame halted. Nobody is repairing it anymore because of COVID-19. The pandemic which has swept the world has seen the reparations that were being dished out to the blocks on the... I don't know. What the fuck? Reparations. Does reparations mean like you're being given something

524
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:31,000
that you should have had in lieu, you know, as reparations or as you repair something as well? Restoration. Fucking hell. Intrusive Thoughts, thank you very much. Anguish Panda, thank you very much. Guta, thank you very much. Doing a bit of COVID-19, thank you very much. And Billy Boo Loves Island, thank you very much.

525
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:59,520
The sound of silence in Paris, France. Notre Dame, a monumental cathedral destroyed by flame. This time last year has had its restoration halted due to COVID-19.

526
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:17,620
For whom the belleth toll during this global pandemic hall. A single suited, masked man ringeth the bell to signify COVID-19's omnipresent presence in our lives.

527
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:28,680
Outside, people clapped the bell, for it represented hope in a COVID-19 landscape devoid of hope.

528
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,680
Outside, people clapped the belleth to signify COVID-19.

529
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:30,680
Outside, people clapped the belleth to signify COVID-19.

530
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,680
Outside, people clapped the belleth to signify COVID-19.

531
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:42,400
Lads were looking to go shopping in Bangkok the last day, but they were being told to space out our fucking space home.

532
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:48,400
One by one, people were let into places.

533
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:55,560
This jeweler said it had the best day's business since the beginning of the fucking lockdown.

534
00:44:55,560 --> 00:45:11,560
Gold chains were dished out by the box and by the pound to people who had gone without gold for four whole weeks due to the lockdown, due to COVID-19.

535
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:23,320
A bundle of Thai dollars, or Bangkok bullets as they're known in the biz, was wafted into a side hatch, was bungled into a side hatch.

536
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:47,000
There was visible scenes of consternation amid COVID-19 queue-ups outside this local gold shop in Bangkok, Thailand.

537
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:58,600
One by one, they were let in to buy whatever gold they could get their hands on, which was being dispatched by the Golden Girls and the Golden Lads too.

538
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:06,680
Each individual chain and rake of gold was checked for its- for its carat and its weight.

539
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,400
Ahhhh, the first one had a kind of flow like...

540
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,120
Nah.

541
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,960
Niamh, thank you very much.

542
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,960
Shout out to my wonderful other half, Steve.

543
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:34,960
Isn't that...

544
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,960
Lovely.

545
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,960
Thank you very much.

546
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,960
Hope you're keeping well during these COVID-19 times.

547
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,960
Thank you very much.

548
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,960
Okay, Madrid.

549
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,960
What do you have for us, ma-

550
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,960
What do you have for us, Madrid?

551
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:48,960
Hello, Line 4.

552
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,960
Good evening, gay.

553
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,960
Madrid MEP here.

554
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:55,960
Madrid.

555
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:56,960
Madrid.

556
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,960
Spain.

557
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,960
Ahhhh, it's just fucking rubbish like...

558
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,380
Madrid!

559
00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:06,880
Madrid! Spain!

560
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:16,360
It's just fucking rubbish.

561
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:25,980
Rubbish.

562
00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:29,960
Maybe you could get something with that, but I didn't see anything.

563
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:36,960
I'm sorry.

564
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:44,960
I'm sorry.

565
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:50,960
I'm sorry.

566
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:57,960
I'm sorry.

567
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:04,960
I'm sorry.

568
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:11,960
I'm sorry.

569
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:18,960
I'm sorry.

570
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:25,960
I'm sorry.

571
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:32,960
I'm sorry.

572
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,960
I'm sorry.

573
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:33,960
I'm sorry.

574
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,960
I'm sorry.

575
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:41,600
Reesy. Ah, it's a fucking tough one. It's a tough one. Stumbling blacks. Stumbling blacks.

576
00:48:41,600 --> 00:49:07,200
Stumbling blacks.

577
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:31,200
Yet more scenes of empty streets and nature returning to its rightful place. The world around us. As these gnarly little foxes, nasty little yokes they were, were spotted early this morning in Tel Aviv, which is on lockdown during, during, due to COVID-19, Tel Aviv.

578
00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:47,360
Gnarly little foxes, are they? Sweet beasts as well. They're noble, but they're nippy as fuck and they would do max damage to you. Max damage. If they got a hold of you, you'd know about it. It'd be more than tetanus you'd be needing.

579
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,960
And they can howl at the moon as well.

580
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,960
Hannai, Vietnam.

581
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:18,240
Where crochet makers have been crocheting face masks up to go on general sale to the global world amidst the global pandemic known as coronavirus.

582
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:33,180
The masks, which offer a fashionable alternative to the tried and tested medical drab ones that you get, will surely be seized upon online, shipped over to the Western world.

583
00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:35,800
And, uh, yeah.

584
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:40,080
Yeah, they'll sell a load of them. They'll fucking do great business on them.

585
00:50:41,540 --> 00:50:46,260
And that's where the manufacturing, you know, having a good manufacturing industry will help you.

586
00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:47,200
And that's...

587
00:50:48,060 --> 00:50:48,420
Yeah.

588
00:50:49,860 --> 00:50:53,100
On, on a, you know, making, making handy little yokes like that.

589
00:50:55,040 --> 00:51:01,400
Maybe we've become too specialized in the West and we don't make, uh, you know, stuff like that that would benefit the rest of...

590
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,600
Maybe we do. Actually, I don't know.

591
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,880
I'm talking out my arse.

592
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,780
There's people out there probably make them anyway.

593
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:15,220
Jayberg, a dangerous city in South Africa, is giving out stuff, care stuff for people who have been affected.

594
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:23,420
It's a new government initiative in order to look after and feed.

595
00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:27,300
Jesus, it's fucking... it's fucking mad.

596
00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:34,760
So, I just had, like, a sudden realization then that, uh, it's all fucking mad.

597
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:43,400
But I need to either get on with it or it's gonna... that's gonna stay with me now and prevent any further... progression.

598
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:46,660
This looks promising, though.

599
00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:58,920
Paris

600
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,060
The city of love

601
00:52:01,060 --> 00:52:05,480
Had an impromptu opera session

602
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,480
Belted out amidst

603
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:12,020
The Parisian locale

604
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:15,820
Ah it's I can't it's the same thing over and over

605
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:20,500
You know it's gonna be good

606
00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:32,460
It's the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem

607
00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:36,460
A city which is the center of all three major religions

608
00:52:36,460 --> 00:52:41,620
So and it's probably that's probably Jewish

609
00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:43,380
The Jewish religion I'm not sure

610
00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:46,380
But I've heard stories about the Wailing Wall

611
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,840
So they're doing a bit of wailing and there's a wall there

612
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,060
And there's a lad there now with a couple of scrolls

613
00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:54,060
Ancient scriptures

614
00:52:54,060 --> 00:52:57,680
Abrahamic religion jobs

615
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,340
Lad's doing a bit of head bopping

616
00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:00,240
A bit of creeling

617
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:01,640
A bit of motion

618
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,760
A bit of head swimming is it?

619
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,700
Would you call that head swimming?

620
00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:11,420
You ought to

621
00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:12,320
What would you say

622
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,320
It was a...

623
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,320
*Ding*

624
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,320
*Ding*

625
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,320
*Ding*

626
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,320
*Ding*

627
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,320
*Ding*

628
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,320
*Ding*

629
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,320
*Ding*

630
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,320
*Ding*

631
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,320
*Ding*

632
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,320
*Ding*

633
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,320
*Ding*

634
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,320
*Ding*

635
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,320
*Ding*

636
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,320
*Ding*

637
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,320
*Ding*

638
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,320
*Ding*

639
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,320
*Ding*

640
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,320
*Ding*

641
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,320
*Ding*

642
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,320
*Ding*

643
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,320
*Ding*

644
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,320
*Ding*

645
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,320
*Ding*

646
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,320
*Ding*

647
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,320
*Ding*

648
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,320
*Ding*

649
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,320
*Ding*

650
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,320
*Ding*

651
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,320
*Ding*

652
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,320
*Ding*

653
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,320
*Ding*

654
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,320
*Ding*

655
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,320
*Ding*

656
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,320
*Ding*

657
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,320
*Ding*

658
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,320
*Ding*

659
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:26,320
*Ding*

660
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,320
*Ding*

661
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:28,320
*Ding*

662
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,320
*Ding*

663
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:30,320
*Ding*

664
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:30,320
*Ding*

665
00:54:30,320 --> 00:55:00,300
I'm out.

666
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:06,600
Taiwan, where a mannequin was being reassembled after being disassembled, you'd imagine.

667
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:07,180
I don't know.

668
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,980
I mean, do they come prepackaged?

669
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,700
Are the limbs always put together?

670
00:55:10,820 --> 00:55:12,100
Or do they come in a box or what?

671
00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:13,840
We'd seen this earlier on.

672
00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:17,180
This is the baseball crack.

673
00:55:21,940 --> 00:55:23,960
Lovely scenes in Chicago.

674
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:29,080
Beautiful scenes amidst COVID-19.

675
00:55:29,540 --> 00:55:31,100
Over in Chicago.

676
00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:34,340
United States of America.

677
00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:38,340
Where a plethora of puffins came out their little shell.

678
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,180
To put together a new nest.

679
00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:45,500
There's no sound on it.

680
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:46,800
You'd think they'd have sound on it.

681
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,100
You want to hear the noise they make.

682
00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:55,240
Epic fail.

683
00:55:55,660 --> 00:55:56,440
No comment.

684
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,540
You've no sound on it.

685
00:55:58,620 --> 00:55:59,420
Epic fail.

686
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:04,380
Oh.

687
00:56:05,380 --> 00:56:08,320
Fucking go away with your journey, man.

688
00:56:14,620 --> 00:56:17,500
It's fucking desperate.

689
00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:20,300
Yes.

690
00:56:20,660 --> 00:56:21,180
Yes.

691
00:56:25,180 --> 00:56:29,460
Thank you very much, citizens of Boomtown and Kian.

692
00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:41,780
A lovely bit of salsa and cha-cha was on the menu for the Bogotans the last day down in

693
00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:53,140
crazy Colombia. It was the old Jimmy Two Step, giving it one-two on the red brick carousel

694
00:56:53,140 --> 00:57:01,060
downtown. Colombian flags and balconies were waved and people danced the good dance against the global

695
00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:15,140
onslaught of COVID-19, a pandemic virus which has seen the world enraptured. Dancing dogs and waving

696
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:21,460
men provided a little bit of entertainment for people with cameras. The images were shared and

697
00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:26,260
galvanized a world which has become divided by a pandemic virus.

698
00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:36,420
The crack is good in Wuhan, China, where they've managed to isolate everything and get rid of the

699
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:42,020
bad stuff that happened. Did they create it though? Or did someone else create it? Do you know what I

700
00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:47,780
mean? A lot of that going around. If you delve into those fucking, if you go down those black holes,

701
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:54,900
you won't be leaving them all week, man. Just ask the Wuhanese, man. They'll tell you.

702
00:57:57,940 --> 00:58:07,300
Skylights and tower tops abounded. Cool neon lights and ancient Chinese pagoda type things were lit up

703
00:58:08,660 --> 00:58:23,060
in a symbolic gesture against the global virus. The virus which has hit India so hard that even its motorbikes have turned into solid globules of COVID-ian slime.

704
00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:32,980
The Indian government refused to comment on why it's happened at all, saying we're looking into it.

705
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:47,860
We're looking into it and are a fucking hell.

706
00:58:53,140 --> 00:59:03,700
Thank you. Thanks Max Darwin and preaching metal. Thank you very much. We might do one more. Might do one more.

707
00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:22,980
preaching metal thank you

708
00:59:22,980 --> 00:59:50,980
I am sorry I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm just I just need to see something that'll set us off and then I'll get going

709
00:59:50,980 --> 01:00:02,420
it's sad isn't it it's fucking sad like

710
01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:15,620
do you know if you take it in you you think about it the you know the background to why he's doing it

711
01:00:15,620 --> 01:00:21,780
it's fucking sad like I mean we'll be alright we'll fucking get through it together like you know it'll be fucking grand like

712
01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:29,300
the bangkok bad boys were at it again and they were going at it hard and fast

713
01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:35,380
controlling uh fucking robots with with iPads strapped to their their heads

714
01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:41,520
the robots which weren't even furnished that well were just they just looked like trolleys with uh

715
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:46,960
wheels they were just fucking chairs with wheels and iPads on with the seat of the arse

716
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,920
the seat of the arse was removed like

717
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:58,960
the world final of the bangkok seat of the arse removed chair wheelers got underway on the 7th of

718
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:08,320
the 4th 2020 in bangkok thailand it's a funny name because it has cock in it an ipad was strapped to the

719
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:15,840
top of one of the robo covid chairs oh they're for covid they're covid are they how do they work for covid

720
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:23,280
what do they do it just says covid on it maybe it's cool to put covid and stuff now maybe i just sell

721
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:30,560
like it's just a chair with wheels on it and an ipad but it's called covid so robo covid so you need one

722
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:41,200
nine to four thank you very much and someone said i love gay porn uh that's not gonna come through man

723
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:48,560
because it says gainer so it doesn't fucking let that through uh but thanks for the tip anyway and

724
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:54,240
preaching metal thank you very much and max darwin and kian and citizens of boomtown thank you very much

725
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,560
and chobu thank you very much chobu

726
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:02,880
we'll go again

727
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,560
the grand final of the taiwanese it's thailand

728
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:16,160
the grand final of the thai robot ipad world championship got underway the last day

729
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:24,160
seeing many contestants from over the land of thai come together to flash the cash in a world of robo

730
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:32,080
covet nightmares the chairs which have trolley wheels attached to the bottom a random covet automator

731
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:40,480
which is linked up by a seven by nine process unit to a slapdash ipad knockoff which there was bought in the

732
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:45,600
bkm center on the third floor in bangkok you'd note if you've been there it's too

733
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:51,600
fucking niche reference but i tell you this the robots are looking good the robots are looking nice

734
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:58,160
they've eyes on them big old fish eyes they can see all and sundry around them and there was a few couple

735
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:04,160
of uh chang battles of chang they do them you know they make the beer over here there's them chang water

736
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:13,840
over there they make the beer and the water over there anyway the world slap dash challenge took place

737
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:21,200
in bangkok two days ago featuring many contestants who'd slapped their own dashes together in only a matter of

738
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:28,880
weeks since the first covert announcement was made each of these little babies has a robo-covid black box

739
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:37,920
attached to the bottom in case it explodes crashes or is hijacked by 19 hijackers armed with box cutters

740
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:49,040
several android device tablets linked up whilst other people whilst other tablets displayed iconographic

741
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:56,880
iconographic messages the wide-angle lens on the camera provided a detailed view of the robo packages

742
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:02,560
with chang bot on hand to dispatch rice and chang at the drop of a chang

743
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:11,440
i like that i like that one it's uh it's got an it's got a bit of it's got a bit of everything to it

744
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,360
maybe is there room for one more i don't know

745
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:20,480
COVID-19 any nudge thank you very much

746
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,920
the slapdash 559 runaway runoff

747
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:39,440
the slapdash 500 got underway in bangkok thailand the last day featuring teens from all over the

748
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:45,760
land of thai aiming to get to the top of the tree with their own bangkok covid robot knockoffs

749
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:52,080
which have been constructed in only a matter of weeks each of these little robo covidians features

750
01:04:52,080 --> 01:05:00,880
a black box in the event of a crash malfunction or a or a hijacking by 19 hijackers armed with

751
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,440
box cutters and android tablets

752
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:14,160
the pride of computing world covet bot aims to please in a rapidly changing pandemic ridden globe

753
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:22,800
each covidian busts its own little eyeball which can see bottles of chang and rice from over two miles away

754
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:32,880
la now where people were beeping the out of it in a drive-through why the drive-throughs had just been

755
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:38,880
reopened and they wanted their fix oh they're on strike i apologize sorry sorry i didn't know i didn't know

756
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,760
yeah fair play to you fair play to you lads

757
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:51,760
venice the city of love but i was there and you know it's nice and everything but it's like

758
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:57,200
disneyland because it's this packed it's wedged and there's no one living there then because it feels

759
01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:01,280
like it feels like you're in a ghost town even though it's packed because you you wouldn't imagine

760
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:08,000
many people anyway i'll get i'll try sorry i'll start again talking chide venice city of canals and love

761
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:13,920
boats boatmen and many other beautiful structures and architectural amazements

762
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:20,880
san silvestro boat stop was deserted or bar one man who stood forlornly on the edge of the jetty

763
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:27,920
a rake of gondolas had nowhere to go and a lad with a spray box did his own little business

764
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:36,240
on the bridge of size how is that that's perfect timing in saint peter or saint mark's square i can't

765
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:43,840
remember which scene i'm sorry people walked around and then went down the side alleys and over bridges

766
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:51,760
a spot of veg bite of an apple or even the lick of a banana not available to most but to these lucky

767
01:06:51,760 --> 01:07:07,360
customers a stick a stick a stick of celery or even an avocado was in the mix the venetian dream a city

768
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:19,680
built on water a boat floats upon the amazing canalways of this romantic and bobantic of all of europe's cities

769
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:30,000
a gaggle of gondolas sat forlornly looking on at the box spray master who did his own little bit of magic work

770
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:40,640
along the bridge of size saint peter or saint mark's square was deserted and mask dwellers a common sight amongst the city's bridges

771
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:51,360
and byways went to stock up on fruit veg in sundry for the coming days ahead a man with

772
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:55,520
avocados celery lettuce and tomatoes made a killing

773
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,960
they call it the city that never sleeps

774
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,200
that's probably because it never woke up in the first place

775
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:06,960
hang on does it make sense

776
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,960
call it the city that never sleeps

777
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:23,440
i don't know what that means the city that never sleeps because it didn't wake up in the first place what the

778
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:23,680
fuck

779
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:33,280
new york city usa the candy of the apple the the site for sore eyes the thank you on the on the billboard

780
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:41,040
the statue in the sky times square stands together with all the essential workers who have been so sadly struck

781
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:49,120
with this covet 19 new york city an amazing place father duffy remember he did the crack there as well

782
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:54,560
father bullied down the other side of town he was there he was a bollocks now he could be a real bull

783
01:08:55,600 --> 01:09:02,880
he could be a real mean bullock when you got on the wrong side of him the world trade center the uh oculus building

784
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:06,560
which is like a mall and an entrance to the path

785
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:16,320
train sits beneath the uh the sun the i can't remember what i can't get the words out it's the world trade center 9 11 place

786
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:23,280
father bully father bully of wall street sean casey

787
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:35,120
father bully of wall street the bull of wall street yeah el statue de libertadores

788
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,200
downtown manhattan

789
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:49,120
manhattan bridge the sky top of the empire state that's all right it's got a bit of rhythm

790
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:57,440
a statue deliberative doris downtown manhattan

791
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:06,640
the manhattan bridge the needle top spire of the empire state building and time square

792
01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:09,920
all the shadow of their former selves

793
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:17,840
ah i read you know when you read something and you say it i just uh did i say that no i did

794
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:28,480
ah the statue of liberty was doing a bit of statue in the last day in front of downtown manhattan which

795
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:34,320
was sadly deserted because of the coppers and uh manhattan bridge had a bit of a sparkle because it was

796
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:41,920
not too far from the the gaze of the empire stage spire meanwhile it's a completely different tone you know

797
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:49,280
i don't like the way they do this fucking sign but it just throws me off

798
01:10:54,640 --> 01:11:02,400
adam rushter the rushed buster thank you very much shout out to sophie's sophie j ray and zach

799
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:10,000
how long we've been going okay an hour

800
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:18,080
father bully though you know you don't want to skip it because the father bully

801
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:27,600
the statue of liberty was asking for you the last night outside manhattan downtown

802
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:34,160
did you see the bridge as well it was in a porsche card down under manhattan bridge job

803
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,040
now it's completely different vibe isn't it

804
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,560
fuck i don't want to see the same again we'll go from here

805
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:46,800
we'll go from there we'll go from there we'll go from there thank you very much adam rusher

806
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:56,800
new york city usa the city that never sleeps was why to sleep last night because there was no one there

807
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,600
you need to get into father duffy before the bully

808
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:11,680
new york city usa the big apple was a deserted apple the last day because no one was in times square

809
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:13,840
father duffy was there he opened it up

810
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:20,480
and father bully was down the other end of the city as well he could be a real mean priest though father

811
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,480
bully doesn't look like a priest

812
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:38,960
new york city deserted in this age of covid was doing its own little bit of desertion the last day when

813
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:45,760
father duffy called around to have a look around town all he could see was his old adversary father bully

814
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:55,040
the two of them squared off in a bull off the winner you do the math meanwhile over at the world trade

815
01:12:55,040 --> 01:13:04,400
center the oculus building looked majestic simplistic and weird and nice at the same time as a solitary soul

816
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:14,400
plodded along it was a real plod there wasn't there just one more little look plod plod of destiny

817
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:24,080
seoul have you got seoul because the koreans do thank you very much thank you very much for your tip

818
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:47,440
seoul south korea now where a lovely old lexus rolled into the joint before its driver got tested for

819
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:55,040
covid vibes the car park which has been dedicated to covet testing has been in operation all week

820
01:13:55,040 --> 01:14:02,480
those waiting to get seen can enjoy a lovely feast of entertainment from sammy soul his sister sarah

821
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:08,480
and another person who is off screen this lady really enjoyed the music and said that it was the best

822
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:16,960
thing she'd seen in a week meanwhile gary soul and the soul brothers put on a little bit of their own little bit

823
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:26,320
of soul business as people wave to the sky to i don't know represent their happiness no to represent solidarity

824
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:32,480
say a prayer are they religious are they grouped do they do religious grouping kind of stuff over there

825
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:36,480
i'd have to say i don't know i don't know anything about the country

826
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:39,760
i know bits and pieces but i don't know about religion

827
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,280
did you see that lexus that load

828
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:51,440
here did you see that lexus that rolled into seoul the other day man

829
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:56,880
the fucking ds stopped and checked for any hash with this little new hash meter they've got

830
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:02,560
they got nothing though didn't they and they fucking missed didn't they miss the whole car park full of the

831
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:08,960
stuff we were all waiting with the old stuff in the booth just watching sammy soul and the sister do a few

832
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:16,720
numbers like fucking mad crack there was a nice emg as well the window went down it's just a woman driving it like

833
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:30,000
samuel soul and the rest of the soul posse then gave up 10 minutes to worship the souls above

834
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:34,800
in honor of soul day the south korean day of soul

835
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:45,600
not great not great and we're in bagota again look i think we're gonna wrap it up i'll talk to you later on and uh

836
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,460
Thanks for watching. See you later. Bye-bye.

837
01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:52,040
*sad music*
